New Year’s Eve

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Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, again, and we can’t say that we are in the office. We’re bidding farewell to 2015, a curious year, to say the least. We here at Abnormal Use and Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. hope that you are your family have a wonderful and safe celebration tonight.

Above, you”ll find the cover of Superman #295, which was published way, way back in 1976. We find it appropriate for today because Supes is fighting someone who appears to be Father Time (whose duties in escorting the old year into the ether are implicated this very night).

By the way, tonight, December 31, 2015, is apparently the last concert performance of the rock band Motley Crue. Why do we write about that on a law blog? Back in February of 2014, nearly two years ago, our own Nick Farr wrote about the contract purportedly dissolving the band. Well, tonight’s performance is allegedly the band’s last (allegedly as a result of that contract). We’ve not seen the contract, but we suspect there may be some loopholes.

(Once Again) Litigating In The Arena

As litigators, we often try cases, and 2015 was no exception. Fewer and fewer cases go to trail these days, so much so that it now goes without saying. But some cases should be tried, and as lawyers, we should not be timid about taking cases to a jury if the facts and clients call for such an approach.

We’ve been thinking about this lately as 2015 draws to a close.

Five years ago this week, we ran a post entitled “Litigating in the Arena,” in which we shared with our readers an email from Howard Boyd, one of the name partners of our firm, Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. As we approach the end of another year, we thought we’d share it again:

[W]e do not need to be afraid to try cases to juries. We need to properly evaluate the case for settlement purposes, but if a reasonable settlement cannot be obtained, we need to convince the client to try the case. At mediation, if the plaintiff doesn’t get into an acceptable range for settlement, simply advise the mediator and opposing counsel that we appreciate their attendance at the mediation but we will be delighted to see them at the courthouse for a jury trial. Juries almost always do the right thing. While there certainly have been bad jury verdicts, and occasionally a jury will do something crazy and deliver a runaway verdict, often those cases can be corrected on appeal or settled during the appeal for a much more reasonable amount, and these results are not typical.

As many of you know, I have decried the decline of jury trials over the last few years, and hope we can once again restore the jury trial to our arsenal of defense of civil litigation. There is simply nothing more grand than a jury trial, and no feeling more thrilling than a defense verdict after a hard-fought trial. . . . [W]hile trials are stressful and extremely hard work, the thrill of victory makes it all well worthwhile.

And, even if we don’t win, let’s always remember the immortal words of Teddy Roosevelt:

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”

Let’a all think about that as we prepare for 2016.

Christmas Links

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We here at Abnormal Use and Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. wish you and your family a very merry Christmas. Above, you’ll find the cover of The Amazing Spider-Man #314, published way, way back in the halcyon days of 1989. We’re proud of this discovery, as it is both a legally themed and a Christmas appropriate comic book cover. Who knew? In fact, the cover itself proclaims: “Peter and Mary Jane Evicted! — Just in Time For Christmas!”

Since this is technically an edition of Friday Links, we have a few thoughts in this brief Christmas post.

First, Die Hard is, in fact, a Christmas movie.

Today is as good a day as any to revisit Stuart Mauney’s immortal 2011 post, “Lawsuit of the Day: Grandma’s Estate v. Santa and His Reindeer.” Our Nick Farr has also written a few classic Christmas blog posts, including 2012’s “Christmas: ‘Tis the Season of Torts?” and 2011’s “I Must Now Sue Santa.” And don’t forget our post on the favorite Christmas movies of the Abnormal Use writers!

Christmas Eve

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The less said about the infamous 1978 “Star Wars Holiday Special,” the better. Now that the Star Wars franchise has once again earned the benefit of the doubt, we’ll give it a pass – at least this year – for that embarrassing TV oddity (an advertisement for which you can find above). Since it’s Christmas Eve, we hope our readers – especially our lawyer readers – have fled the office to spend time with their families. We here at Abnormal Use and Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. wish all of you a safe and festive holiday season. We’ll be back tomorrow with a special Christmas edition of Friday Links.

Our Favorite Posts of 2015

Now is the time that we, as consumers of media, are inundated with year end best-of lists. So, just as we have done in years past, we here at Abnormal Use have collected our favorite posts of this past year. If you’ve followed us from the very beginning, you know that we’ve posted at least every business day since January of 2010. That’s a lot! Looking back over our posts this year, it was difficult to choose our favorites. But, dear readers, the ones we enjoyed the most are linked for you below, along with their author and publication date. So, without further ado, fill yourself with nostalgia, just as we have, and revisit these entries from 2015.

Mourning The Death of Westlaw Classic (Jim Dedman, January 12, 2015)

Can Defense Lawyers Co-opt The Reptile Strategy? (Kyle White, March 18, 2015)

Federal Court Enjoins Reboots of “Twin Peaks” and “The X-Files” On “1990’s Estoppel” Grounds (Jim Dedman, April 1, 2015)

A Lawyer At Career Day? An Inspirational Journey Into The Minds of Fifth Graders (Nick Farr, June 2, 2015)

Why Can Plaintiffs Only Remember Solvent Defendants In Asbestos Cases? (Kyle White, July 22, 2015)

CPSC To Go Interstellar Against Space Buckyballs? (Nick Farr, August 3, 2015)

Media Still Trying to Cash-In On Hot Coffee Buzz (Nick Farr, September 22, 2015)

Halloween Special: Must Home Sellers Disclose That A Home Is Haunted? (Kyle White, October 29, 2015)

Star Wars and the Abnormal Use Law Blog: A History (Jim Dedman, November 12, 2015)

The Abnormal Use Guide To Holiday Safety (Nick Farr, December 7, 2015)

Plumber Sues Ford Dealership After His Old Truck Is Recruited for Syrian Civil War (Kyle White, December 16, 2015)

Friday Links

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So, anyone see any good movies lately? We wonder how many lawyers – or others – mysteriously failed to appear at work today due to the release of a certain new movie. No spoilers! To celebrate the occasion, though, we recommend that you revisit the 2002 article, “The Case for Empire,” in which the writer, Jonathan V. Last, attempts to explain why the Empire is actually a force for good and the rebels are agents of evil. While you’re at it, you should also reread our April Fool’s Day joke from 2011, entitled “Star Wars Prequels Unreasonably Dangerous and Defective, South Carolina Federal Court Finds.” And, of course, go see the new movie. We’re wondering how long we should wait before commenting upon the film, as we certainly don’t want to share any details or spoil the experience for anyone. The safest course of action: Wait two years.

Are you following us on Twitter at @GWBLawfirm?

Our favorite legal tweet of late comes from North Carolina:

Friday Links

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Okay, it’s just a week now until the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and we here at Abnormal Use can’t wait to see it. We’re cautiously optimistic, as we were burned by the awfulness of the prequels in the late 1990’s and early 2000’s. But the film at least appears to have taken a turn in a different direction. Rest assured, though, if the flip is a dud, we’ll comment.

So, today, at the offices of Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A.., things will be a bit hectic for one simple reason: Bruce Springsteen tickets go on sale. As popular culture tasks go, few things are more stressful than attempting to purchase concert tickets at the moment that they go on sale. We have a bit of a tradition here at the firm; many of us are Springsteen fans, and we often see the Boss in concert when he performs nearby (whether it be in Greenville, Charlotte, Greensboro, Atlanta, or elsewhere). Fortunately, this morning, the fans at the firm succeeded in their quest to purchase tickets for the upcoming Atlanta show. If you’re there also, be certain to look for us! (Oh, and by the way, be certain to revisit this March 2012 post and this June 2011 post in which we talk about the firm’s experiences at a Springsteen concerts.).

Our legal tweet of the week concerns legal networking and Twitter:

Abnormal Interviews of 2015

As readers of this site are aware, we here at Abnormal Use occasionally publish interviews with law professors and practitioners on products liability and litigation. At the end of the year, we usually collect links to those interviews, and so it was recently that we embarked upon that task to prepare this post. Well, as fate would have it, we did not publish any interviews this year!

How about that?

So, for this post today, we’ll direct you to our past compilations of interviews from years past:

Abnormal Interviews of 2010

Abnormal Interviews of 2011

Abnormal Interviews of 2012

Abnormal Interviews of 2013

Abnormal Interviews of 2014

Mind you, we have some in the works for 2016, and we’ll get to those in due time.

Friday Links

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It’s December, which means we are now only a few weeks from the release of the new Star Wars film. We here at Abnormal Use remain excited about the release of the film. Above, you’ll find the cover of Star Wars #107, published way, way back in 1986. One of us here at the blog remembers buying that issue off the newsstands that year. How about that?

We just released that January heralds the sixth anniversary of the Abnormal Use law blog. That’s a lot of years writing these posts. We can’t believe it, to be honest. Can you?

How many of you visited your local federal district court’s website to investigate new local rule amendments due to the revisions to the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure? By the way, we’re thinking about printing t-shirts which proclaim, “I survived the 2015 Revisions to the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.”

By the way, Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. has been ranked in the 2016 “Best Law Firms” list by U.S. News & World Report and Best Lawyers regionally in 22 practice areas.

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Utah Federal Court Explains The Nature Of Facebook

Leave it to the courts to explain to us the nature of social media. Let’s take a look at the very, very recent Larada Scis., Inc. v. Skinner, No. 2:15-CV-0399-JNP, 2015 WL 7768836 (D. Utah Dec. 2, 2015), a patent case. The court was called upon to undertake a personal jurisdiction analysis and analyze the website of one of the defendants. The question was whether the Picky Pam website evidence purposeful availment of the forum, and the court analyze the purported interactive nature of the website at issue in its analysis. It’s an interesting – and brand new – opinion on this issue, but we just wanted to point to the paragraph in which the court explains to the reader the nature of Facebook:

 . . . [M]aintaining an interactive website is no longer the sole purview of corporations. In fact, with the invention of social media, many individuals, to say nothing of organizations, maintain an interactive website. In a matter of minutes, an individual can create a Facebook account and upload content to his or her own “Facebook page.” That page may allow all other Facebook users to interact with it. The level of interactivity on even the most basic Facebook page arguably exceeds that of even the most interactive website in 1997 . . . . It is difficult to envision a website that is more interactive than the average Facebook page. Indeed, a principal purpose of social media is to facilitate interactions between users.

See id. at *4 (footnotes omitted).

It’s always fun when federal courts attempt to explain the phenomena of social media. Of course, some explanation is required in a jurisdictional opinion (and the court was analyzing a framework established by a 1997 Pennsylvania opinion). But, in this day in age, we all know of Facebook, and by its very nature, it is interactive, as the court does note.

Oh, well.