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Above, you’ll find the cover of Impulse #36, published not so long ago in 1998. The bailiff is apparently administering the oath to the witness, who replies “Uh, yeah, sure, whatever,” which no doubt prompts the ire of the judge. The witness is apparently Bart Allen, also known as Impulse and also known as Kid Flash. Here’s the somewhat confusing summary of the issue from Comicvine: “Impulse shaves all his hair off and uses a wig to put on while he’s Bart. Bart is part of the court session case of the toxic waste dumpers. Impulse meets the Song of Justice.” Whatever the case, we doubt the judge will put up with these antics for long.

As you may recall, the Marvel comic book superhero She-Hulk is a practicing attorney. So, we were saddened to learn that the She-Hulk comic book series has been canceled. You may recall that we interviewed Charles Soule, the lawyer and comic book author who wrote that series. You can access that interview here.

Whoa! Did you see the new trailer for Avengers 2? If not, click here immediately.

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 Above you’ll find an issue of Judge Dredd Classics which was released in conjunction with Free Comic Book Day in 2013. Note that the title character is reading a book called The Law, although the spine of the book in question suggests that it concerns copyright infringement. Light reading, eh, Judge Dredd? Are there other comic book covers that depict law books or legal treatises? Surely, there are not many. (By the way, we previously mentioned Judge Dredd here).

Did you know that this past week saw the twentieth anniversary of the release of Pulp Fiction? How can two decades have passed?

Over at The UT History Corner blog, you can learn about a 110 year old feud between engineering and law students. Let’s hope there’s a movie.

A helpful iPad tip from Jeff Richardson over at iPhone J.D.: “Don’t let your iPad ring in court!” Good advice, that.

Our favorite legal tweet of late is one from mid-September which we only discovered this past week. Here goes:

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 You know, we’re a little surprised that we’ve never before seen the cover of Marvel Two-In-One #37, published back in 1978. How could we have missed this? On the cover, Daredevil’s alter-ego, Matt Murdock, is apparently defending Ben Grimm, The Thing, in court. Matt’s not doing too well, quite frankly. In fact, the judge exclaims, “You’re Guilty,  Benjamin Grimm! I sentence you to 20 years!” Sensing the potential malpractice claim, Murdock thinks to himself, “I defended The Thing . . . and . . . lost!” Call the carrier, Mr. Murdock!

Good news: Fleetwood Mac is coming to the Carolinas.

Rest in peace, Jan Hooks.

Our Stuart Mauney has spent a good bit of this week at the ABA 2014 National Conference for Lawyer Assistance Programs. Of course, he’s been live tweeting the event. You can follow Stuart on Twitter and see his conference related tweets here.

Speaking of Twitter, our favorite legal tweet of late comes from Popehat:

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As you know, we here at Abnormal Use love courtroom themed comic book covers. After posting comic book covers for nearly five years, though, we are always on the lookout for ones we’ve missed. Well, we’re not entirely certain what is occurring on the cover of My Secret Life #26, published way, way back in 1958. We have a witness either taking or leaving the witness stand, a judge apparently about to strike his gavel, and a mysterious hand, perhaps that of a lawyer, holding a pair of glasses.

Did you watch “Bad Judge” last night? If so, any thoughts? If you missed Nick Farr’s review of the first two episodes, click here.

You know, since today is the first Friday in October, perhaps it is a good day to revisit U2′s October album, released way back in 1981.

Our favorite legal tweet of the week is, of course, related to famed cartoon lawyer Lionel Hutz:

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“You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you!” a law enforcement official advises Superman, who foolishly decides to waive those rights immediately. “I’m guilty!” Superman exclaims. Um, perhaps he should have retained counsel? This scene comes from the cover of Action Comics #556, published way, way back in 1984, but certainly long enough after the Warren Court jurisprudence for Supes to be aware that he shouldn’t make such declarations of guilt. Oh, my.

Well, it appears that a 2012 post made Reddit last week. How about that?

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Our favorite legal tweet of late (dealing with signature lines in lawyer emails):

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So, Superman says, “Robots of the jury, you cannot condemn Luthor for a crime against your world. Despite his evil past, he is innocent! And I will prove it with the next witness!” And then Luthor thinks to himself, “Superman must be mad to defend me! All the evidence proves I’m guilty!” So, that’s the dialogue on the cover of Action Comics #292, published way, way back in 1962. Now, perhaps things are different with robot juries on other planets, but considering his history on Earth, why is Supes volunteering to meet a burden of proof here? Doesn’t the robot society value the presumption of innocence? What gives? And by the way, who is Superman’s next witness? Surely, it’s not Luthor himself?

Apparently, according to this tweet, someone at the Conference of Government Mining Attorneys this week dissed the movie Armageddon!

If you’re a reader of this site, you may know that we maintain a Facebook page for this blog. You can find that here. Guess what? We here at Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. have now also established a Facebook account for the firm more generally. You can access that you Facebook page here. We hope you’ll check it out.

Our favorite legal tweet of late:

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Above, you’ll find the cover of Action Comics #286, published way, way back in 1962. As you can see, Superman stands before “The Jury of Super-Enemies,” a body composed of Saturn Queen, Cosmic King, Brainiac, Lightning Lord, Electro, and of course, Lex Luthor. We’re thinking that perhaps Supes should have simply waived his right to a jury trial if these villains were to serve as the fact finders. In fact, imagine how bad the venire panel must have been for old Supes to end up with this lot serving as the jurors.

Okay, so footnote 7 of this recent Texas Supreme Court case cites to and quotes The Big Lebowski. We’re not entirely certain what to think about that, but now we’re anxiously awaiting a Miller’s Crossing citation. (Hat Tip: Paul Szoldra at Business Insider).

The music site Loudwire offers an article entitled “10 Infamous Rock Lawsuits.”

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You might recall that back in April of 2011 we interviewed Brian Dale Allen Strouse of The Lawsuits, a Philadelphia rock band. Well, The Lawsuits are releasing a new EP, Tumbled, later this month. (That’s the cover depicted above.). For more information, see here.

A reader directs us to “Understanding North Carolina’s Proposed Constitutional Amendment Allowing Non-Jury Felony Trials” by Jeffrey B. Welty and Komal K. Patel. If you’re in North Carolina, you may want to read it before election day.

Our favorite recent tweet must be this one:

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You know, we must ask what exactly is occurring on the cover of Adventure Comics #370, depicted above and published way, way back in 1968. Our heroes face “The Devil’s Jury,” suggesting perhaps that Superboy did not retain a jury consultant. “Legionnaires, for numerous acts of anti-crime, I sentence you to the Devil’s Island of Space!” exclaims the sorcerer jurist. That sounds unpleasant. Why is it that villains are always sentencing people to vile punishments at mock tribunals? Why are they concerned about the appearance of due process? This makes little sense.

Apparently, Thomson Reuters is officially retiring Westlaw Classic. We don’t know what we are going to do without it.

Okay, the rock band Kiss is being sued by a security guard claiming injuries arising from confetti. Yes, you read that correctly: confetti. For more on that, see here.

Guess what? GWB’s own David Rheney was recently named Lawyer of the Year in Insurance Law for Greenville by Best Lawyers in America. See here on that story.

Here’s our favorite tweet of the week from Texas country musician Owen Temple:

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Okay, so above is the cover of Spider-Man: The Arachnis Project #3, published back in 1994.  The cover boldly proclaims: “The Jury is in and the verdict for Spider-Man is death.” Well, Spider-Man is certainly not in a courtroom. According to Wikipedia, “[t]he Jury is a fictional group of armored vigilantes in the Marvel Comics universe.” Get it? They’re armed vigilantes, and they call themselves “The Jury.” Sigh. In light of that, we suppose the cover above depicts Spider-Man exercising his peremptory challenges. Yes, you read that right. We tried to make a joke about a comic book vigilante group called The Jury. We’re sorry about that.

On a more serious note, the U.S. District Court for the District of South Carolina recently issued the following notice about its local rules:

The Local Civil and Criminal Rules for this district were amended effective August 20, 2014.  The amendments include numerous stylistic changes including changes to capitalization, punctuation, citation form, and sentence structure.  Two rules were modified substantively:  Local Civil Rule 83.I.07 (Withdrawal of Appearance); and Local Civil Rule 83.VII.07 (Application for Attorney Fees [in Social Security cases]).

The amended rules as well as redlined comparisons of the most recent amendments to the November 15, 2013 versions of the Local Civil and Criminal Rules are available on the court’s website (http://www.scd.uscourts.gov) under the “What’s New” and “Rules” tabs.

We have to hand it to the Popehat Twitter account, which has perfectly captured the ennui of Star Wars fans of a certain age in the tweet below. As you might guess from our posts here and here, we are sympathetic.

Finally, we hope everyone has an eventful and safe holiday weekend. We here at Abnormal Use will be watching college football.

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Above, you’ll find the cover of City of Heroes #5, published not so long ago in 2004. Apex, the superhero depicted on the cover, has received a jury summons (although we’re uncertain why he wears his costume to check his mail.). You may recall that the cover of the very recent She-Hulk #6 – published in 2014 – depicted that super heroine with a civil summons. In fact, at that time, our editor Jim Dedman speculated in a tweet that She-Hulk #6 might be the first comic book to depict a legal summons:

Well, obviously, in light of the City of Heroes cover above, the answer to that question is no. Alas.

You know, we never did write about Madonna potentially serving on a New York jury this summer. Did you hear about that? Apparently, she received some special treatment at the courthouse. What a voir dire that might have been! For more, see here.

By the way, speaking of legally themed tweets, here’s one of our recent favorites (authored by Colorado journalist Matt Sebastian):