You know, we here at Abnormal Use could remark or otherwise opine upon the new lawsuit against Taylor Swift. We could analyze the potential motives of the deejay who has filed the suit and claimed that he was falsely accused of groping the pop star. We could comment upon the three causes of action asserted therein (intentional interference with contractual obligations, tortious interference with prospective business relations, respondeat superior) and gauge the likelihood of success. Or we could embed the amended complaint below so that you could read it yourself (as we did here at the office yesterday). Note that the case has since been removed to federal court in Colorado, and the live version of the complaint is that from state court. Enjoy!