New Jersey Plaintiffs: “Tito, Your Vodka Isn’t Handmade!”

Two plaintiffs from New Jersey are on a mission to exact justice on behalf of those who they believe were duped in to buying mass produced vodka. Gasp!  The alleged evildoer? The maker of Tito’s Handmade Vodka.  The plaintiffs have filed a lawsuit alleging that Tito’s production process is “the complete opposite of the product being handmade.”  This comes on the heels of a similar suit on which we reported against the distiller of Maker’s Mark Bourbon.

Plaintiffs Marc McBrearty and Paul Cantilina say Tito’s had a legitimate claim to the “handmade” label when the vodka was made in a 16-gallon pot still. However, the plaintiff’s claim that “it is now manufactured by machines in a highly mechanized process on a 26 acre operation that produced approximately 850,000 cases in 2012.”  They allege that by using this process and not dropping the “handmade” moniker, Tito’s is intentionally misrepresenting its product in violation of New Jersey’s Consumer Protection Act.

According to a 2013 Forbes article, Tito’s did nearly $85 million in sales in 2012 at around 12 million bottles.  In spite of this huge number, Tito’s founder, Bert “Bertito” Beveridge, certainly isn’t conceding that his product fails to live up to its name.  He told Forbes, “If someone tells me my brand isn’t a craft-distilled spirit because it’s too big, I just say, ‘I make it the same way I’ve always made it. I just have a lot more stills.”

On the one hand, the lawsuit seems very silly, considering that all decent vodka tastes exactly the same.  However, given that fact, little schticks like being “handmade” are what sets the brands apart. We’ll be watching this lawsuit and the others like.

Friday Links

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We here at Abnormal Use and Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. hope that everyone has a wonderful Christmas yesterday. With that in mind, we’ve got time for one more Christmas themed comic book cover, so we direct your attention to that of The New Archies #21, published not so long ago in 1990. As you can see, the Archie gang is up to its usual set of tricks.

Last week, on December 17, we published a piece about the U.S. Navy’s new laser weapon. In so doing, we referenced – and included a picture of – Dr. Evil. Well, just three days later, on the final episode of “Saturday Night Live” of the year, Dr. Evil returned. How about that?

Speaking of which, this is our last edition of Friday Links of 2014.

Behold: “6 Predictions For Law Firm Marketing in 2015” from the LexisNexis Business of Law Blog.

Congratulations to GWB shareholder Ron Wray on his election as president of the South Carolina Defense Trial Attorneys Association. For more information, please see here.

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Merry Christmas!

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We here at Abnormal Use and Gallivan, White, & Boyd, P.A. wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. To celebrate the occasion, we direct your attention to the Dennis The Menace comic book cover above, published way, way back in 1965. (We thought we’d go with something traditional today.). We’re a bit concerned with young Dennis, who finds himself on a snowy rooftop. That fact scenario is a torts exam question waiting to happen, isn’t it? Whatever the case, we hope you have a safe and festive holiday. And, dear readers, try not to bill too many hours over the break.

Now, we’re off to open some presents, so we’ll see you tomorrow with a Christmas-themed edition of Friday Links.

Christmas Eve

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We hope and trust that you are not in the law office today. If you are, put down your work product and time slips and go spend time with your family. It’s Christmas Eve! Of course, on this most merry of occasions, we simply had to share the comic book cover above, that The Brave and The Bold #148, published way, way back in 1979. Look at Batman and Plastic Man fighting alongside Santa Claus! That’s some Christmas magic!

If you’re traveling today, be safe, and when you arrive at your destination, be merry. We wish you the best and a very happy holiday.

Wild Goose Case May Proceed, Says Mississippi Supreme Court

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The first line of the Mississippi Supreme Court’s opinion in Janet Olier v. Donna Bailey says so much in so few words: “Janet Olier was attacked and chased by a domestic goose in Donna Bailey’s yard.”  As it turns out, Olier broke her arm and sustained various other injuries during the goose chase.  Olier filed suit in the County Court of Jackson County, Mississippi asserting theories of premises liability and the “dangerous propensity rule.”  The trial court granted summary judgment on the basis that “Olier was a licensee on Bailey’s property and that Bailey did not breach her duty of care toward Olier” and that “there was no evidence that the particular goose that bit Olier ever had exhibited dangerous propensities prior to the incident.” Following the Jackson County Circuit Court’s affirmation of the County Court’s ruling, Olier appealed to the Mississippi Supreme Court.

The factual section from the Mississippi Supreme Court’s opinion in this case warrants a block quote:

Olier wanted to see Bailey’s blooming banana plant in the yard, and she ventured beyond the buckets while Bailey remained on the front porch. As Olier stepped over the buckets, a goose squawked at her. Olier said the goose was large and that its neck reached out as if it meant to bite her chest. She stepped back onto the porch, within the safe confines of the bucket-fence, and told Bailey she could not go out into the yard because of the geese. Bailey assured Olier that the geese would not bite if Bailey was with her and offered Olier a bamboo pole with which to fend off the birds. When the two women entered the yard, Bailey attempted to lead the geese away from Olier.  However, the geese noticed Olier and approached her, squawking and hissing. Frightened by the geese, and thinking that the bamboo pole was useless, Olier threw it to the ground. At this point, a goose reached out and nipped her in the “crotch area.” Olier turned to flee, tripped over one of the buckets lining the patio, and fell, breaking her arm.

The Mississippi Supreme Court affirmed the trial court on the premises liability theory but disagreed on the dangerous-propensity rule portion.  In Mississippi, the dangerous-propensity rule dictates that an animal owner may be exposed to liability for an attack by his or her animal when: 1) there is proof that the the animal has exhibited some dangerous propensity or disposition that the owner was aware of prior to the attack and 2) there is proof that the owner reasonably should have foreseen that the animal was likely to attack someone.  Here, in the “aggressive bird” case of first-impression, the Court found that “Bailey arguably understood that all of her geese were potentially aggressive and acted accordingly” and held that summary judgment on that issue was inappropriate since “a jury could find that was happened to Olier was foreseeable.”

We will be interested to see what happens in this case on remand.  For some reason, the part that really stood out to this author was Olier’s assumption that the bamboo pole was useless and threw it down without attempting to fend off the charging goose.  A bamboo pole does seems like a good tool for fending off a goose, but then again, this author has minimal experience with such things.

(Hat Tip: Mississippi Litigation Review).

Another California Court of Appeal Holds That Premises Owners Owe No Duty To Take-Home Asbestos Plaintiffs

A California Court of Appeal has added to the list of recent opinions dealing with the duty owed to take-home asbestos plaintiffs.  As we previously blogged, the California Supreme Court is set to decide two somewhat conflicting, but potentially reconcilable, California Court of Appeals decisions in take-home asbestos cases.  In Kesner, the appellate court imposed liability on manufacturers in take-home asbestos cases, and in Haver, the court held that premises owners have no duty to take-home asbestos plaintiffs.  The November 21, 2014 opinion in Beckering v. Shell Oil Companyavailable here, follows Haver’s lead and holds that the premises owner defendant, Shell Oil Company, owed no duty to the take-home plaintiff. 

Like the Haver Court, the Beckering court relied on Campbell v. Ford Motor Company in reaching its decision.  The Plaintiff in Beckering attempted to distinguish Campbell, arguing that Campbell applies only to the narrow situation in which the relative who brought home the asbestos was an independent contractor of the premises owner.  The Beckering court rejected this argument, noting that the Campbell Court specifically stated in a footnote that the independent contractor status of the relative was not the basis for the decision.

This is positive for premises owner defendants in take-home asbestos cases in the sense that Justice Aldrich did not create a Court of Appeals split on the issue of the duty owed by premises owners to take-home plaintiffs, but as the Beckering Court noted, the issue will not be resolved with any certainty until the California Supreme Court makes its decision.

(Hat Tips:  Legal Newsline and Torts Prof Blog).

Friday Links

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Since this is our last edition of Friday Links before Christmas, we thought we’d share the cover of Archie’s Giant Series Magazine #216. We’re not entirely certain when this particular issue was published, but it seems appropriate (especially with Archie’s looming 75th birthday). Enjoy.

Today is the last day you can vote for Abnormal Use in the ABA Journal‘s Blawg 100 poll! To do so, click here (and you can find us in the “Tort/Consumer” category). We would very much appreciate your support. The polls close at the end of the business day today.

Today, by the way, is our editor Jim Dedman’s birthday.

The Lawyerist site – a blog we’ve linked many times over the years – is starting a new podcast. For more information, click here.

Our favorite tweet of late simply has to be this one:

Manufacturer’s “Handmade” Bourbon Made by Robots, Suit Alleges

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When it comes to beer, wine, and liquor, many consumers are purists.  For such people, drinking beer not brewed by a craft brewer or wine not originating from a French grape is sacrilegious. Recently, a proposed class of bourbon drinkers took to the courtroom to test this principle.  Named plaintiffs Safora Nawrouzi and Travis Williams have filed suit against Maker’s Mark in federal court in San Diego alleging that the Kentucky bourbon’s claims to be “handmade” are false and misleading to the tune of $5 million in damages.  In other words, put an allegedly false label on spirits and be prepared to award the plaintiffs a pond full of liquor. The problem apparently lies with the Maker’s Mark bottle, which contains a label that reads, “Maker’s Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky Handmade.”  Plaintiffs find this label inaccurate.  According to the Complaint, Maker’s Mark

promotes its whiskey as being ‘handmade’ when in fact defendant’s whiskey is manufactured using mechanized and-or automated processes, which involves little to no human supervision, assistance or involvement, as demonstrated by photos and video footage of defendant’s manufacturing process.

Specifically, Plaintiffs allege that the automated process includes grinding and breaking up the grains, mixing grains with yeast and water, transferring to fermenting vats, and bottling.

We here at Abnormal Use do not know what effect, if any, the alleged mechanized processes may have on the taste of the bourbon.  According to Plaintiffs, however, it has enough of any effect that they wouldn’t have purchased the bourbon had they known it wasn’t “handmade.”  Of course, the bigger question is what Plaintiffs (and Maker’s Mark for that matter) mean by “handmade.”  For a company that sells more than 9 million bottles of bourbon a year, we would think it reasonable for Plaintiffs to expect some amount of automation.  Maker’s Mark, however, will have to prove that there remains a “hand” other than a robotic one involved in the process. As bourbon drinkers, this will be a suit we will follow closely.

Laser Beam Weapons A Real Thing Now?

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Folks, reportedly, the Navy now has a laser beam weapon.  The weapon, called “LaWS”, was recently test-fired from the USS Ponce, and it apparently “hit and destroyed targets mounted atop a small boat, blasted a six-foot drone from the sky, and destroyed other moving targets.” The project cost approximately $40 million over the past seven years.  The laser system “consists of six commercial welding lasers lashed together and aimed at the same point,” and it can purportedly hit targets up to about a mile away. Wow.

What legal implications might this new technology yield?  None yet.  However, this is awesome.  Laser beam weapons straight out of science fiction movies.  The only problem: Super villains around the world are licking their lips at the opportunity to hold the world hostage using an enormous ray gun.

Hopefully, a hero lawyer will emerge.  Groot, perhaps? Or Matt Murdock?  Or maybe one of the other comic book hero lawyers that we have covered in our regular Friday Links feature? Only time will tell

Our Favorite Posts of 2014

Now is the time that we, as consumers of media, are inundated with year end best-of lists. So, just as we have done in years past, we here at Abnormal Use have collected our favorite posts of this past year. If you’ve followed us from the very beginning, you know that we’ve posted at least every business day since January of 2010. That’s a lot! Looking back over our posts this year, it was difficult to choose our favorites. But, dear readers, the ones we enjoyed the most are linked for you below, along with their author and publication date.

So, without further ado, fill yourself with nostalgia, just as we have, and revisit these entries from 2014.

Little League Celebration: Part of the Game or Negligent Act? (Nick Farr, January 21, 2014)

Mötley Crüe Contracts to Dissolve, But Who Are They Kidding? (Nick Farr, February 3, 2014)

Man Sues After Choking During Live Fish Eating Contest At Tennessee Haunted House (Rob Green, March 12, 2014)

The Legacy of Kurt Cobain (A Law Blog’s Perspective) (Jim Dedman, April 7, 2014)

Law Day: The Great Equalizers (Mills Gallivan, May 1, 2014)

Four Decades After Its Release, “Stairway To Heaven” May Be Litigated (Jessica Waller, June 2, 2014)

The Wood-Shelving, Aged Cheese Incident (Lindsay Joyner, June 24, 2014)

R.I.P. Buckyballs (Nick Farr, July 22, 2014)

Former Oppressive Dictator Sues Video Game Creator For Portraying Him As An Oppressive Dictator (Kyle White, July 29, 2014)

20 Years of McDonald’s Hot Coffee Case Rhetoric (Nick Farr, August 12, 2014)

The McDonald’s Hot Coffee Case: Revisiting The Eyewitness Trial Testimony (Jim Dedman, August 13, 2014)

Social Media Perils: Attempted Impeachment By Blog Post? (Jim Dedman, October 6, 2014)

“You Drawin’ Me?” ‘Goodfella’ Sues ‘The Simpsons’ (Rob Green, November 26, 2014)

The McDonald’s Hot Coffee Case, The JFK Assassination, And Expert Witness Dr. Charles R. Baxter (Jim Dedman, December 4, 2014)