EPA Launches Investigation Into Its Own Troubling Environmental Issues

The stated mission of the United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is to “protect human health and the environment.”  However, a recent scandal is forcing the EPA to focus its mission inward.  Reportedly, the EPA Denver office recently sent an email to all employees regarding “recent incidents” including “an individual placing feces in the hallway.”  Apparently, the EPA is “taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals.”  Criminal charges could include “disorderly conduct” or “vandalism.” We at Abnormal Use remain confused and troubled by this news.  Is this ironic environmental scandal worse than the NSA domestic surveillance debacle?  Possibly.  We just hope that the miscreant offenders face justice so that these federal antics don’t become a trend, like Tebowing or planking.

(Hat tip: FindLaw).

Comments are closed.