Tuesday, January 17, 2012
A Haiku on Mountain Dew
Wisconsin man sues
Mountain Dew. Claims his bottle
Contained a mouse. Eek!
Defendant moves for
Dismissal. The grounds? The claim
Is impossible.
Mountain Dew would have
Turned the whole mouse into a
“jelly-like substance.”
Wait, you’re kidding right?
This cure, worse than the disease!
Marketing? PR?
To do the Dew, or
To not do the Dew, Shakespeare,
That is the question.
Ronald Ball v. PepsiCo, 09-L-440 (Madison Co., Wisc. 2011)
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