Wisconsin man sues
Mountain Dew. Claims his bottle
Contained a mouse. Eek!
Defendant moves for
Dismissal. The grounds? The claim
Mountain Dew would have
Turned the whole mouse into a
Wait, you’re kidding right?
This cure, worse than the disease!
To do the Dew, or
To not do the Dew, Shakespeare,
That is the question.
Ronald Ball v. PepsiCo, 09-L-440 (Madison Co., Wisc. 2011)